I see your arms and abs, Allison. Mmmmm.

I see your arms and abs, Allison. Mmmmm.

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Much better.

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BuzzFeed’s caption of this photo:
“Coolest Girls at the Party: Anjelica Huston and Helena Bonham Carter - They probably smoked in the bathroom and hung out in the parking lot afterwards.”
I am sure this is true and GOD I want to hang out with them SO. MUCH. Morticia and Mrs. Lovett, for godssake!


BuzzFeed’s caption of this photo:

“Coolest Girls at the Party: Anjelica Huston and Helena Bonham Carter - They probably smoked in the bathroom and hung out in the parking lot afterwards.”

I am sure this is true and GOD I want to hang out with them SO. MUCH.
Morticia and Mrs. Lovett, for godssake!

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302, Precipice (x)

Baltar: Thirty-three people killed and their only crime was putting on a police uniform. Trying to bring some order to the chaos out there-

Roslin: Order? By arresting innocent people in the dead of night, detaining them indefinitely without charge, torturing them for information-

Baltar: Nobody’s been tortured!

Roslin: Tell that to Colonel Tigh.

Baltar: Nobody has been tortured. We’re done here. I hope you understand the severity of the situation. I’d ask you to obey the dictates of your conscience… which is what I’ve always done.

Roslin: Of that I have no doubt.

Baltar: Please give this lovely lady her shoes back. Then get her out of here.

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One of my fave 30 Rock guest stars and favourite lines ever.

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My parents thought the apocalypse was coming and we’d need to be self-sufficient, so they had The Whole Earth CatalogThe Tassajara Bread BookThe Marijuana Cookbook and every fricking freak hippy bible you can name.

I remember, around age three, peas growing in the back garden. Pinching them from their pods and popping them in the mouth was my first realisation that food came from somewhere other than a shelf. By the time I was four or five, siblings were arriving fast and my parents also decided to breed German Shepherds. So my peas were trampled and shat all over.

From 11 onwards I was home-schooled. Apart from reading pretty much every book in the local library, there was little to do except cook, which I loved. Often I’d make food for the 10 of us, which they’d eat very fast, and even spit into, to make sure no one could steal it.

I got great at making birthday cakes. My sister Col wanted a castle for her eighth and I put cake mix in dog food tins in the oven, to make the towers, but everyone suffered metal poisoning from the baked Chum tins.

My husband grew up in a chip shop. When he’d first told me this, I couldn’t think of anything more wonderful, as far as blokes go. But – as his father spent 25 minutes explaining at our wedding – he’d never once helped him with a fry-up.

When I learned that flour pound for pound has as many calories as sugar, and that when eating pasta you’re basically eating cake, I was size 23, and my neck was restricting my breathing, and so I got on a microbiotic diet and got myself an exercise bike.

The biggest argument – of only three – we’ve had in our marriage was over an oven mitten which I’d thrown out of the window, because I believe in using a folded-up towel like normal people. Pete came home and said: “Where’s my checkered Le Creuset oven glove?”, then got very upset.

I live and work in my kitchen, but there’s no full shagging, because it’s extended with a glass roof which the neighbours can see through. Oral sex is OK, because I can make it look like I’m sewing a button on his trousers.

I’d like to think that one time in my life a bike will collect truffles from a private jet on the first day of truffle season and speed them round to me in Crouch End.


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Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. It’s so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesn’t change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks don’t do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. She’ll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model


Elle Woods 4ever

I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying “Oh look, it’s that stupid movie again.” as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with “Oh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.”

Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon. 

My very favorite thing about this movie is that Elle doesn’t have to sacrifice any of the femininity and bubbly optimism that make up her personality for the sake of succeeding. She tries to undermine her true self in favor of what others want her to be, but in the end she finds the balance she needs to be successful. Elle Woods doesn’t need to give up one stereotype just so she can conform to another. Elle Woods defies them both.


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11-14/50 Robert Downey Jr.

Nrgggh. I love to watch you work it, sir.

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“I’m surprised Kal Penn and Joe Biden get along so well.” - Nobody

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Shit just got very real.

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Tina Fey’s verse on “Real Estate” from Childish Gambino’s ROYALTY mixtape.


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