reversethepoehlerity:

poehler + profanity —

Tina Fey: It’s harder to make something good when you can’t curse all the time.
Amy Poehler: Fuckin’ ain’t right!

Word, Amy.

(Source: , via 50-shades-of-fey)

caledonianmafia:

malcolm’s epitaph

True dat.

(via junomarlowe)

OMNISHAMBLES

Nice one.

(via effingmurrays)

truncated-symphony:

“I just wanted to say to you, by way of introductory remarks, that I am extremely miffed about today’s events. And in my quest to try and make you understand the level of my unhappiness, I’m likely to use an awful lot of what we could call…violent sexual imagery…”

(via zhouyi)

My first thought was ‘there goes your figure’ but I didn’t say that because I thought it would be upsetting.

(via feyminism)

youthquakeroats:

This is pretty much me.

youthquakeroats:

This is pretty much me.

(Source: a-region-of-sighs, via cwnerd12)

(Source: teflonly, via effingmurrays)

(Source: -bawsten, via damelola)

queenofcapaldia:

I ship Malcolm and his snuggly fleece ;)

NO PISSY BISCUITS

(Source: lleblebi, via fuckyespetercapaldi)

(Source: -bawsten, via effingmurrays)